La sélection du meilleur de Twitter du 17 octobre 2018 par @Twogfr

Jean-Luc Mélenchon nous fait bien marrer depuis deux jours :

1.
https://twitter.com/Guy_Golo/status/1052562868917469186
2.
https://twitter.com/marcais_olive/status/1052472557025337344
3.
https://twitter.com/TontonsFlingues/status/1052549470557298688
4.
https://twitter.com/Tw0lverine/status/1052516823177064448
5.
https://twitter.com/GuillaumeBertho/status/1052546298509815808
6.
https://twitter.com/John_OhDaeSu/status/1052455992301096960
7.
https://twitter.com/dudijonnais/status/1052568316089225216
8.
https://twitter.com/STANXdubstep/status/1052523604594835456
9.
https://twitter.com/Nain_Portekoi/status/1052532316441104384
10.
https://twitter.com/Sht_dono/status/1052464501256278016
11.
https://twitter.com/JeanTouk/status/1052548972588531712
12.
https://twitter.com/Kmeru78/status/1052457542184566784
13.
https://twitter.com/petanque4ever/status/1052571510270042113
14.
https://twitter.com/GroseilleJlouis/status/1052658883653722112
15.
https://twitter.com/bismatoj/status/1052636701695332353
16.
https://twitter.com/ifalas/status/1052538755691831296
17.
https://twitter.com/MissAugine/status/1052654351125270528
18.
https://twitter.com/Amk84000/status/1052531317211062272
19.
https://twitter.com/Chancla_Divine2/status/1052615028124340226

Bienvenue en France en 2018…

20.
https://twitter.com/Andreo_Ch/status/1052570584369025024
21.
https://twitter.com/MaximeCochard_/status/1052479439664308224
22.
https://twitter.com/VictorLaby_/status/1052514269290364928
23.
https://twitter.com/VincentDanie_l/status/1052472432357822465

Un peu de foot pour continuer :

24.
https://twitter.com/bernardpivot1/status/1052432589074718721
25.
https://twitter.com/AntoGriezmann/status/1052615276011941889
26.
https://twitter.com/Qofficiel/status/1052636535529631745
27.
https://twitter.com/thibaultbrock/status/1052464535603437570
28.
https://twitter.com/Emilie_Ros/status/1052453782494371840
29.
https://twitter.com/philousports/status/1052549968899268608

Et on termine sur du vrac :

30.
https://twitter.com/supermegadrivin/status/1052498647747911680
31.
https://twitter.com/Fabien_v31/status/1052459947705987073
32.
https://twitter.com/TraduisonsLes/status/1052517693994217472
33.
https://twitter.com/jemenarre/status/1052499421647294464
34.
https://twitter.com/MsieurLeProf/status/1052515719068319744
35.
https://twitter.com/Ilagee/status/1052506799415468033
36.
https://twitter.com/taisezmoi/status/1052436774893617153
37.
https://twitter.com/3lawan/status/1052524293333114881
38.
https://twitter.com/paietonreloud/status/1052507449721278464
39.
https://twitter.com/RockyKatr/status/1052418052275490816
40.
https://twitter.com/Shen_the_Bird/status/1052639540492546048
[Premier jour en tant qu’agent de sécurité dans un aéroport]
Moi : Levez les bras.
Mec : [lève les bras]
Moi : [lui fait un câlin] Passez un bon voyage.
 
41.
https://twitter.com/Gaoutte/status/1052593926673190915
42.
https://twitter.com/gblardone/status/1052600309028179968
43.
https://twitter.com/UltranusAbitbol/status/1052498580454305792
44.
https://twitter.com/bchameroy/status/1052609670848770048
45.
https://twitter.com/LiciousKarma/status/1052589591742599168
46.
https://twitter.com/Mloo1251/status/1052576824293773314
47.
https://twitter.com/Lou__wizz/status/1052458379283587072
48.
https://twitter.com/Bouletcorp/status/1052462262852694016
49.
https://twitter.com/RoseDeBerne/status/1052479904011493376
50.
https://twitter.com/TolergueNina/status/1052567368805863424
51.
https://twitter.com/airwone17/status/1052481139452112896
52.
https://twitter.com/UrbanLePharaon/status/1052526543283470336
53.
https://twitter.com/ordrespontane/status/1052566105451950080
54.
https://twitter.com/spleenter/status/1052520052862410754
55.
https://twitter.com/ouimenon/status/1052514136620523523
56.
https://twitter.com/_dieuoff/status/1052534196046970880
57.
https://twitter.com/TocTocTocNais/status/1052479014269374466
58.
https://twitter.com/Ukechouquette/status/1052478428761522176
59.
https://twitter.com/IvoryGazelle/status/1052568652472565766
A 18 ans : Je vais faire tellement de choses dans ma vie.
A 38 ans : J’ai encore du temps.
A 58 ans : Tellement hâte de faire de grandes choses.
A 78 ans : *se convertit à l’hindouisme* Je les ferai au prochain tour.
 
60.
https://twitter.com/Bulbeuse/status/1052507439986282496
61.
https://twitter.com/salejul/status/1052430227643789312
62.
https://twitter.com/LIndeprimeuse/status/1052549109683376128
63.
https://twitter.com/cremedebaston/status/1052473063827222528
Screen : Pourquoi ces deux-là ont-ils pensé que c’était une bonne idée ?
 
64.
https://twitter.com/imedmagroune2/status/1052571772443418624
65.
https://twitter.com/DParoles/status/1052621629002588160
66.
https://twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn/status/1052678877435371527
“Demain c’est mon anniversaire ?”
Ma fille de 4 ans tous les jours de l’année, même le jour de son anniversaire.
 
 

Une petite sélection sur ce grand humaniste (non) qu’est Denis Balbir pour continuer ?