Sexo

My flight was delayed 5 hours so I was doing what any human does when they're bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind me goes "ouch hard NO for that one?" And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME 😭😭😭

— 🎮 (@foreeeeeal) August 6, 2026

jeuxvideo․com c'était vraiment un repère de fous pic.twitter.com/Q81EcOr2jQ

— jey (@metamolhnin) August 4, 2026

went to a cafe i frequent and saw two of my friends and just sat at their table and started ranting about my job not realising they're on a fuckign DATE WTF

— soom ★ (@soomtm_) August 4, 2026

An erection is basically a protein bar for a vampire

— mark normand (@marknorm) August 5, 2026

i met an eater that made sure i came first every time AND THEN LOST HIM THIS WEEKEND IM SO DEVASTATED

— nikki (@lxvelynikkii) August 4, 2026

tinder is like grindr for people who want to tell each other their favourite colour before they have sex

— owen (@panopticowen) August 6, 2026

quem estiver com o meu boneco de vudo da uma lambida no meu grelo pfv kk hoje ta foda

— isa bella xota (@isgcisabella) August 5, 2026

mon voisin de bus m’a tapé la discussion et il savait pas où était les Antilles, il m’a tendu son téléphone pour lui montrer sur Safari et je suis tombée sur pleins d’onglets de sites pornographiques et dans la barre de recherche

— ♡ Princesse Aïda. ♡ (@Aidouush) August 5, 2026

I love calling my bf “pervert” after he says he likes something I did to him

— MatPat (@InkedNerdMat) August 4, 2026

Quand j’ai compris que mon zizi servais à autre chose que faire pipi pic.twitter.com/WYrlMsXv77

— 𝕆𝕝𝕕 𝓓. 𝕊𝕟𝕒𝕜𝕖 🇫🇷🇹🇳 🤲🏼 🇵🇸🇨🇩🕊️ (@OldenSnake) August 4, 2026