If dick size was as obvious as boob size, there would be a hell of a lot less men talking shit.
— selfpaglu. (@maramarvellous_) October 14, 2026
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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a lunch break
— Pan (@pangrey123) October 14, 2026
I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.
— ☆Stacey☆ (@StaceyB_1980) October 15, 2026
Technically, yes. But not really.
I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today
— Randy Au (@randyau.com)2026-10-13T14:48:05.885Z
" what time do you get off work"
— Pan (@pangrey123) October 13, 2026
Me: officially 5pm..
Emotionally around 2pm, but on Friday's 10am.
You ever look at your coworkers & be like this place just hires anybody
— Pan (@pangrey123) October 12, 2026
bosses have been extra extra extra nice to me recently which means I've either been doing an KILLER job behind the bar or they've caught me crying on the cameras after everyone leaves for the night
— pepper (@AGPepperr) October 13, 2026
Waxing is such an interesting concept because you will give me privacy to change then see my butt hole immediately after
— Ilana 🧜🏽♀️ Auntie wa lash glue (@ilanakariukii) October 13, 2026
Pourquoi toujours tout comparer entre les différentes générations ? À mon époque on ne faisait pas ça.
— Timouton (@timouton.bsky.social)2026-10-15T01:53:42.016Z
J'essaie de réveiller le p'tit pour aller à l'école, il traîne un peu,je fais un rappel dans le couloir et j'entends "ÇA ME SAOULE" il a bientôt 3 ans 😭
— Pookymoune (@grotadmorv.bsky.social)2026-10-15T06:05:24.483Z
