The best tweets of July 2016

 
 

Let’s start the day with some coffee

pic.twitter.com/hHvy2brw5L

— Shen (@shenanigansen) August 5, 2016

And the award for best "Friends" extra goes to woman who sips coffee then chews it. pic.twitter.com/LQtycvoS9w

— Nicks Turners (@NicksTurners) July 6, 2016

 

A little bit of sports

If France can hold out for 90 mins against Germany tomorrow they can beat their personal best record set in 1940

— Ronaldo (@notRonaIdo) July 6, 2016

You are Ronaldosmoth16. 15 other weirdos have beaten you to it. It's time to reassess your life and where it's going pic.twitter.com/pgJHNoPCeZ

— Alex Shaw (@AlexShawESPN) July 10, 2016

This has properly made my Saturday. Llamas blocking the Tour de France in the Pyrenees. Via @ProfBanks @Autofocus pic.twitter.com/ENbZO4otru

— Sara Sheridan (@sarasheridan) July 9, 2016

https://twitter.com/Yaboy_Skeete/status/762502239667703808
 

The BIG consequence of #Brexit :

Christ. I'd hoped they were going to be smaller. pic.twitter.com/F98YjTUE2f

— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) August 5, 2016

 

Beware of technology :

https://twitter.com/ret2reg/status/750785374553866240
https://twitter.com/DestroyingCIips/status/756859929240170496
https://twitter.com/JezCorden/status/757287082175897601
 

‘MERICA

Anyone who can be provoked by a tweet shouldn’t be anywhere near nuclear weapons.

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) August 3, 2016

https://twitter.com/StephenOssola/status/761265244068904960

How stars were added as states joined the Union. pic.twitter.com/lP8p4hyptc

— Vsauce (@tweetsauce) August 5, 2016

 

The first reactions about Pokemon Go

https://twitter.com/Shironeki/status/750839976460423168

do you MIND #pokemongo pic.twitter.com/52LJ94k1N2

— del likes cats ✨ (@miimows) July 7, 2016

Actual quote from police scanner at 4AM: "Looks like everyone is out here playing Pokemon tonight."

— alex fisher (@alexandriiiaf) July 9, 2016

Pokemon go at 2am pic.twitter.com/gWSKHyOpaU

— Kenny aka Peter Popoff!! (@unrooolie) July 11, 2016

Yesterday a man walking his dog said to us, "Are you catching Pokemon? It really is quite the sensation!" He was literally an NPC.

— Jordan Gibson (@gibsoncomics) July 11, 2016

Nintendo's mobile strategy:
2008: what's an iPhone
2010: what's an Android
2012: nope
2014: still no
2016: change how society functions

— Aaron Levie (@levie) July 11, 2016

Just to be clear, 'I was looking for a Pokestop' is not an acceptable reason for being on the roof of a shop with a crowbar at 2am!

— Stirling Police (@StirlingPol) July 18, 2016

Finally updating again https://t.co/okHrbHIezU pic.twitter.com/dpi0Vbepig

— Squid Ferrarez (@skweedweird) August 7, 2016

Everyone's playing a free, fun game that promotes exploring, exercising and meeting new people.

Journalists: How can I make this sound bad.

— Robert Wiblin (@robertwiblin) July 16, 2016

If you're sick of hearing about Pokemon Go for the past week let me tell you what hearing about sports is like for the past three decades.

— Terry Blas (@TerryBlas) July 12, 2016

 

And the last tweets of this selection :

Just saw the third movie in this trilogy. It was awesome! pic.twitter.com/Aro3UCIVaJ

— Matthew Inman (@Oatmeal) August 8, 2016

https://twitter.com/HogwartsLogic/status/754053941483012096

Really? The worst? In all of history? Can't think of anyone else? pic.twitter.com/BufFPx2Evu

— sarah (@cvndyfloss) July 30, 2016

Im at this guys house and he has a picture of his TOLIET on his TOLIET im CRying pic.twitter.com/uhmuXDMRim

— bee (@ahoybailey) July 31, 2016

https://twitter.com/nickbilton/status/759573792364519424

white people: all asians look the same
white people: pic.twitter.com/0sWfMOGMjx

— space cadet (@GOTHAM90210) July 31, 2016

here's a bear who won't let go of the ranger who saved him from a forest fire, have a great day (h/t @Rob_Flaherty) pic.twitter.com/z8ftqkEgtU

— Emmy Bengtson (@EmmyA2) August 5, 2016

Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 15, 2016

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— Year Progress (@year_progress) August 7, 2016

 
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