Hello everybody, this is the second edition of the Countwer. So let’s see what our friends from the UK or the USA are joking about.

 

They always have brilliant ideas

This is a million dollar idea. pic.twitter.com/5DmFETfflt

— Christer Kaitila (@McFunkypants) November 7, 2014

Taking museum selfies to the next level pic.twitter.com/zu9jwGYwf1

— AJ Grigg (@Amanda_Grigg) November 3, 2014

https://twitter.com/kathradical/status/535895410574102528

Sometimes young boys on Facebook send me rape threats, so I've started telling their mothers. pic.twitter.com/0Cbs81eXiE

— Alanah Pearce (@Charalanahzard) November 28, 2014

 

Well maybe not always

https://twitter.com/DJBentley/status/529989962016763904

If you ever feel like an idiot just remember Ryan Seacrest tried to high five a blind guy. pic.twitter.com/VU9wSZG08d

— Disgracebook (@discracebook) November 22, 2014

 

They also find ways to show you the ugly truth

Creating a password reminder just keeps getting more and more emotionally draining. pic.twitter.com/zeldY6Y7zE

— Jamie Jones (@JamieDMJ) November 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/girlposts/status/530445230575992833
https://twitter.com/CamMyHero/status/534246810160615424
https://twitter.com/Sarcasticsapien/status/536985542538592258
https://twitter.com/aadragna/status/537076085452980225
https://twitter.com/fart/status/537861992380248064
 

Oh by the way, they have THE SAME product as we do

https://twitter.com/jake_lach/status/537972976348827648
https://twitter.com/LauraPalmer198/status/537109729169137665

Apple CEO announces he's gay. Samsung CEO announces he's more gay and water resistant.

— austin ryan (@imaustinbye) November 2, 2014

 

And they have the same worries

Cutting a baby’s fingernails is like cutting the red, yellow and green wires on a bomb, hoping each clip doesn’t set off an explosion.

— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) September 17, 2014

I'm so glad the news decided Ebola's not a big deal anymore.

— eric (@ericsshadow) November 15, 2014

I'm pretty sure my parents only had me because they couldn't afford a dishwasher.

— Mined Ova Matta (@MinedOvaMatter) November 30, 2014

 

Is it possible that US and UK people are just … human ?

https://twitter.com/WetzelGeek/status/535830577803304962

*finds celebrity's phone*

Bro check for nudes!

"No…wait.."

*Retweets my tweets from their account*

— paperwash© (@PaperWash) October 24, 2014

 

There is no English Lola, but there are some good hum hum jokes, so let’s end with that

Relationship status: I just put a tampon in and I'm not even on my period.

— Slightly funny Jew (@Dani_Feld) November 26, 2014

I only watch porn for the interior design tips.

— Amish PornStar™ (@AmishPornStar1) November 29, 2014

When a man says he's not like other guys, he means there's something wrong with his penis, right?

— Vodka n Tots (@Vodkantots) November 26, 2014

Do men that split the bill miss having sex?

— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) November 23, 2014

My girlfriend puts my hand on her pregnant belly and asks "Feel the baby?"

Then I put her hand on my balls and ask "Feel the babies?"

— 🇮🇳 Ğяєєи мσик (@iGreenMonk) November 25, 2014

 

This is it. If you missed the first Edition of The Countwer, you can still read it by clicking here. If you didn’t understand the jokes, sorry but stop watching your movies and series in french.

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