The best tweets of February 2016

 
 

Let’s start with ANIMALS

okay netflix, I see you pic.twitter.com/vBIyv4zb3p

— RyansAverageLife (@RyanAbe) February 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/FilthyFrank/status/694987184005332992
https://twitter.com/SimonNRicketts/status/699198327338987520
 

When you’re being too good at your job :

https://twitter.com/pyepar/status/695228968014868480

Too soon Monster pic.twitter.com/sJQrjRlZdX

— Stock Porn Comments (@porncomnents) February 8, 2016

I don't speak French or Dutch, but I'm pretty sure this isn't right. pic.twitter.com/QmBLIZfZvD

— Michael Clarke (@Mr_Mike_Clarke) February 12, 2016

If the FBI needs to get into someone's iPhone without permission they should just call U2 and ask how they did it

— jordan buckley (@JordanETID) February 18, 2016

https://twitter.com/LargePeas/status/694924601965543424

these are the reviews that speak to me pic.twitter.com/y62wMl1lGb

— bunny (@staceyxz) February 7, 2016

Schoking ! "A French colleague made crepes today. English people are barbarians…" via @imgur #Brittany outraged 🙂 pic.twitter.com/dIohq7dV7B

— Hervé Chambonnière (@HChambo) February 9, 2016

 

How ’bout some videogames ?

Fans have been asking for a new Street Fighter Alpha, so Capcom decided to release Street Fighter V while it is still in Alpha

— Ex-CEO Kaz Hirai (@KazHiraiCEO) February 15, 2016

Far Cry Primal with the best waterfall tech to date pic.twitter.com/C8aD1AwcLR

— Nibel (@Nibellion) February 22, 2016

pic.twitter.com/zxhoMiEKcd

— Video Game Advisor (@VGAdvisor) February 11, 2016

 

A little bit of politics

How does Cruz always look both happy and sad? "I like lasagna but it's not what I ordered", his face says. pic.twitter.com/B15sApYwEh

— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) February 2, 2016

Want to feel old? This is what Veruca Salt looks like today pic.twitter.com/YIRDOCmrrc

— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) February 3, 2016

when you repeat yourself pic.twitter.com/NwYkBSvxGi

— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) February 26, 2016

America. pic.twitter.com/TeduJkwQF3

— Jeb Bush (@JebBush) February 16, 2016

The @guardian has outdone itself with these image captions… pic.twitter.com/hcn7a8iMKH

— Sophie Yeo (@some_yeo) February 19, 2016

"Does anybody know who Kasich is?" "No." "Can't be worse." #NHPrimary pic.twitter.com/B3Mmgw6Y8d

— Edward Snowden (@Snowden) February 9, 2016

 

Leo Di Caprio was the center of attention at the Oscars Ceremony :

Thank you to the Academy and the incredible cast & crew of #TheRevenant. #Oscars

— Leonardo DiCaprio (@LeoDiCaprio) February 29, 2016

yes

— has Leo won an oscar (@LeoAndHisOscar) February 29, 2016

finally in my baby's arms. I love the way he holds me.

— Leonardo's Oscar (@LeonardosOscar1) February 29, 2016

Leonardo DiCaprio waited all these years to say "we need to stop climate change now" and now it's probably too late. thanks a lot, Oscars

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) February 29, 2016

OUR REACTION WHEN LEO FINALLY WON THE OSCAR! pic.twitter.com/I0cdkoRKq7

— Logan Paul (@LoganPaul) February 29, 2016

 

 

And here comes a grand finale with no coherence at all :

Kate Winslet clinging to Idris like he was a door from the Titanic pic.twitter.com/fI9X6o4E8e

— Andy, but festive (@ImACultHero) February 15, 2016

TWITTER:
-I don't want an algorithm feed
-I don't want a larger than 140 character limit
-What I want is A DAMN EIDT BUTON

— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) February 6, 2016

"Don't hit me! You'll regret it!"
"Why?"
"I'm your future self."
"Oh, OK."
He lowered his guard, so I hit him. It felt great from this side.

— Micro SF/F stories (@MicroSFF) February 8, 2016

https://twitter.com/MusicsRebellion/status/697205473636958208

my lil cousin gotta stop leaving his shampoo here I've never been more uncomfortable taking a shit in my life pic.twitter.com/N0KOYrSlmQ

— sosa (@skrongmeat_) February 10, 2016

https://twitter.com/ykarps/status/695633926216425472

They see me Rowlin'
They hatin' https://t.co/dfiqou7vpD

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 17, 2016

alien encounter pic.twitter.com/w0BXOtm9X1

— Jim Benton (@JimBenton) February 8, 2016

 
 

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