Someone left an anonymous love note on my daughter’s desk and the first thing she did was put it in a ziploc baggie so she can get DNA and fingerprints
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) August 27, 2024
Took my daughter to Disney land and after spending an exhausting day doing rides and gift shops we asked her what her favorite part was and she said “the bus was pretty cool”. The bus ride. To get into the park. That was her favorite.
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) August 1, 2024
Being a cat must be hard because you have sharp pointy teeth and claws but can also be picked up and carried like a baby
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) July 15, 2024
My daughter told me she loves to sleep in my tshirts because, and I quote, “they’re so ginormous” so if you need me I’ll be quietly re-thinking my snacking choices
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 29, 2024
I realized that my dear sweet daughter thought having your period is a *choice* and now she’s crying because I informed her it is not
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 19, 2024
My daughter wanted to go to the park and I really didn’t feel like it so she said “you could bring your new book and sit in the sun” and now we’re at the park
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 8, 2024
Someone asked my daughter if she had a hobby and her answer was “just sitting”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 14, 2024
My daughter asked me if the tooth fairy would only give money for *her* teeth and I’m a little concerned
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 2, 2024
Sometimes when I fall asleep on my couch my cat will move the curtains and sun falls directly in my face waking me up and I can’t prove it but I know she does it on purpose
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 24, 2024
Me to me after one tiny mistake: you useless idiot
Me to my cat who committed 100 crimes in the past hour: my furry little angel, you are perfection my toe bean queen
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) March 16, 2024