Ptn j'ai eu un date aujourd'hui il est venu avec 2 ds il voulait qu'on se tape un Mario Kart et ba ct la meilleure idée j'ai kiffé
— ⭐brioche💧 (@xxDianexx_) June 28, 2020
Le monde avant et après l’allocution de #Castex pic.twitter.com/sr6yTKBQKs
— Matheo (@xMahteo) September 11, 2020
Peut être parce qu’on est masqué connard https://t.co/M73AXzs6Gv
— N͎o͎x͎ 🍋 (@xKreyzo) September 1, 2020
[watching Mulan]
Me: Do you know what the lesson is?
8-year-old: Don't get married. Go to war.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 4, 2020
Moi qui a reçu la réponse du crous Créteil 2jours après avoir envoyé mon dossier alors que tous le monde galère pic.twitter.com/V83cxTJmPw
— walde else 🇲🇷 (@xww19) August 24, 2020
Sur le compte bancaire https://t.co/feMqWKQZo8
— cyntia🧸 (@xy_thiaa) August 21, 2020
[driving]
6-year-old: Dad, park there.
Me: That's parallel parking. It's impossible.
6: Mom does it.
Me: She went to Hogwarts.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 28, 2020
5-year-old: Do I have to fall in love someday?
Me: No.
5: Good. I have stuff to do.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 7, 2020
7-year-old: I'm too tired for this.
Me: For what?
7: *motions vaguely at the world*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2019