7-year-old: *puts a lightsaber, a princess crown, and goldfish crackers in a duffel bag*
Me: Where are you going?
7: To war.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 28, 2018
Mbappé quand on lui demande qui a remporté la ldc : pic.twitter.com/TIoipagvQJ
— Nass 🐉 (@xnassss) August 23, 2020
— 공상인척하는중 (@XK_JwaCR) August 22, 2020
Not to brag, but I made exactly the right amount of pasta for dinner.
If you need me, I'll be waiting for my letter from Hogwarts.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 20, 2020
8-year-old: How many doughnuts can I have?
Me: One.
8: One total or one at a time?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 19, 2020
moi à mon compte en banque https://t.co/oFTd4RGvc9
— liliane (@xjuicyjesy) August 17, 2020
mon compte en banque : 100€
moi : *dépense 110*
mon compte en banque : -10€
moi : pic.twitter.com/UovO4soBrG— o'boy (@xkingpunk) August 1, 2019
8-year-old: I finished my puzzle.
Me: You didn't use all your pieces.
8: Those are just extras.
Don't let her assemble furniture.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 16, 2020
Been telling my daughter to take this mask off for over 3 hours 💀 she’s not listening . pic.twitter.com/XAEcZ5SoaN
— Xiaraaaaa , (@xiaraaaaa_) August 14, 2020
10-year-old: Next year I'll be 11.
Me: I guess you will.
10: Does Hogwarts do remote learning, too?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 31, 2020