In France this week for vacation.
Based on my data so far, fighting obesity involves smoking more cigarettes, eating lots of fatty foods, and dressing unnecessarily formally.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
(FWIW – this tweet is not making fun of France. Actually a commentary on the quality of health advice/opinions on this here Twitter app.)
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Local food market. America needs this. pic.twitter.com/OHW0jGKygZ
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
The French equivalent of the $5 chickens at Costco.
Except good. pic.twitter.com/bZ86EMB8CL
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
We are on a food tour.
Evidently the biggest innovation in food lately is the concept of flat peaches grown in France.
Caused quite the kerfuffle. pic.twitter.com/Ea3upKGWKq
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Tour guide just gave us a lecture that most restaurants near the tourist places should be closed because the food is not good.
She wants to write a letter to Macron about it but hasn’t found the time yet.
This is amazing.
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
New theme: Americans don’t know shit about cheese.
Conclusion: tour guide is right. pic.twitter.com/sO71M5LrEd
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Update: we don’t know how to do meat either.
I’m expecting a lecture on vegetables next. pic.twitter.com/DZu7zl2SZO
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
There is a new trend of putting flowers on the front of your store.
Our tour guide blames Instagram. pic.twitter.com/POmeYDj5s7
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022