We are on the roof now.
Tour guide says the view is “adequate.” pic.twitter.com/aCSDDVNjAq
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
This restaurant is considered acceptable because they drive a truck to Italy every day to bring back authentic food.
“Otherwise, it would be merde.” pic.twitter.com/100ApNU9AQ
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Authentic Texas BBQ restaurant.
Smells like home.
Proprietor is way too skinny — easy to tell this isn’t real.
He apologizes, “I’m trying.” pic.twitter.com/SHRnvxa6Ub
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
And the tour is finishing up.
Guide is giving a lecture on restaurants she considers expensive enough for us to go to when I present my gifts I haven’t bought yet. pic.twitter.com/tCwjNF9wM3
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
And that’s it.
If you enjoyed this thread, please consider eating at Chilis and ordering french fries.
(But be sure to call them Pomme Frites since we are so cultured now.)
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022