Update: Americans don’t know shit about both vegetables AND fruit. pic.twitter.com/AY12QBrPMP
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
“I don’t get this. These people are very confused.” pic.twitter.com/RaIdKY56Wu
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Our guide just took a moment to chastise the policemen for eating at the taco place.
The policeman responded with showing her authentic french food prepared by his mother. pic.twitter.com/bFVcdHR4Gh
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
minor emergency: I appear to have misplaced my metro ticket.
The guide says “You are like a large child!”
I think she’s right. pic.twitter.com/azmj8KBXgN
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Tour guide talked subway staff into giving me a free replacement ticket.
Her argument, “Look how big he is! Aren’t you scared?”
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Evidently the French have dumpster fires too.
Except they are “Le Dumpster Fire.” pic.twitter.com/2q9rodUZHW
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Guide says avoid all restaurants with ketchup on the table.
“They should be closed.” pic.twitter.com/xDpcaB1rnU
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
The food tour is now in a department store.
No clue what this has to do with gastronomy but yolo. pic.twitter.com/OEKAFQ7R77
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Oh here’s the answer. This is amazing.
Gallery du Lafayette. pic.twitter.com/7k87Cmnffd
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022
Tour guide keeps pointing out the stores and saying, “If you love your wife, you can buy something for her here as a surprise.”
My wife hears it everytime. pic.twitter.com/7RNunhtbZ0
— Michael Girdley (@girdley) June 12, 2022