When you realize being single means you don’t have to buy Christmas or valentine gifts pic.twitter.com/5TWPsxdTwD
— naiive (@naiivememe) December 22, 2025
throwing on whatever to take the dog out at 5am https://t.co/aJ5hkTVjMr
— rachel (@rachelmillman) December 19, 2025
People that last minute Christmas shop drive me insane. They get in the way of my last minute Christmas shopping.
— Wade Barnes (@LordMinion777) December 20, 2025
If you can breathe through your nose right now…cherish that, savor it, take a moment to appreciate what you have before it’s too late
— GL (@gldivittorio) December 19, 2025
I told a student I got coal once for Christmas and he said “that was probably a useful gift in the time you grew up”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) December 22, 2025
“I have a boyfriend” doesn’t stop them, “I’m married” doesn’t stop them. But “I love money and expensive gifts” that one always works
— KIRA 🤍 (@Iamkrebkira) December 18, 2025
Nolan fanboys wont care but The Odyssey is going to be an ahistorical mess. First of all, Matt Damon wasn’t even alive back then
— antipodean scourge (@guywhoiswoke) December 19, 2025
no you can’t? https://t.co/n5MZTJn5Nt
— 🌑 (@h1gh1ta) December 19, 2025
My coworker left her husband of five years because he never holds their baby unless they are in public & the baby is attracting the attention of an attractive woman. She noticed this pattern for 2 years..while at home, he consistently refused to hold or take care of the baby.
— 💗 (@ma1ybe) December 19, 2025
I don't know who needs to hear this, but when you're done eradicating trans people and immigrants, you will still be broke, your life will still suck, and you'll still be a horrible human being.
— Sarah Ironside 💙 (@SarahIronside6) December 18, 2025
