my boyfriend told me that when we started talking he saw i tweeted about how i'd fall in love when i met a man who didn't use 3-in-1 shampoo, so he went to the store THAT night to buy shampoo and conditioner bc "he didn't want to risk it" Imaooo
— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) February 7, 2026
My grief counsellor died.
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) February 9, 2026
He was so good, I don’t even care.
this may sound crazy but you need to get these into as many baskets as possible https://t.co/BpbfjzLJBk
— UwUTangClan (@Executivejeff1) February 10, 2026
There’s not 1 Valentine’s Day where I was in a relationship. pic.twitter.com/C1Iw7sObUg
— 🌸 (@PinketteXO) February 12, 2026
some boy just walked up to me in art and said "really beautiful" and i thought he was talking about my art so i said "thanks i'm almost finished" and he said "oh no i was talking about you" WHAT THE FUCK🥺🥺
— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) February 8, 2026
My dad is mad at my mom rn and we just asked her what's for dinner and she said “l usually make spaghetti when we're arguing because he hates it” lol
— staxxx🦅 (@papiwontmiss) February 7, 2026
arachnophobia?? dawg who cares if 2 spiders get married it doesn't affect u
— soup🍓 (@thrluv) February 8, 2026
i saw PAST LIVES on a first date in theaters
— george (@georgiem2000) February 7, 2026
it was during a storm, and halfway through the power shut out, screen dark. mid blackout she whispers “now kiss me,” and we kissed till power was back. probably the most romantic moment of my life.
she ghosted me a week later! https://t.co/vnHDivPJKz
post-shower poop is a form of self harm
— cat scratch boggle 🏳️⚧️ (@csboggle) February 9, 2026
Before I die, I’m going to eat a bag of unpopped popcorn.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) February 12, 2026
That should make the cremation a little more interesting.
