A Placebo cover band also called Placebo
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) February 20, 2026
abbreviation is such a long word for what it means
— Khera (@Kheramahira21) February 14, 2026
My wife and I decided to never go to bed angry at each other.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) February 20, 2026
We've been awake since Monday.
the little boy i babysit just told me it should be easy for me to get a boyfriend because i can throw a fruit snack in the air and catch it in my mouth…..i wish it was that easy austin, i really do lol.
— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) February 20, 2026
At the dinner table, my sister asked all of us what color her boyfriends shirt was. After we all said grey, she turned to him & said "now tell them what color you think it is" and he just quietly replied "dark white" 😭
— 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 (@Arealmfngl) February 14, 2026
went on a date to the cinema and the cinema was empty cause it was late. he gets out his phone, opens snapchat and starts recording, saying “yeah we rented out the whole cinema, you know what it issss” 😐 https://t.co/r5VqHCApaH
— IVY (@Iamivy05) February 22, 2026
when i worked at dominos the guy who trained me was soo fucking weird and unsettling and i kept telling everyone that i think he’s a freak pervert but no one cared and then one morning my manager says “soo he’s not coming in today because he was just arrested for child porn”
— felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 (@liIpochaco) February 13, 2026
man who ghosted me on tinder is my waiter at this restaurant and we're just looking at each other like this pic.twitter.com/eAhMmo7xgA
— sammy (@loserbent) February 20, 2026
I have noticed that winter olympics athletes cry more than summer ones and I think it’s probably because a lot of the time they could have just died doing what they just did
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) February 14, 2026
“No one wants a woman who….” Aww sweetie, we don’t care
— Ghostface Kryllah (@kryzazzy) February 20, 2026
