She kept drinking my juice and lying about it so i added miralax to a new juice and hid the toilet paper.
— Uzo Njoku (@uzoart) April 12, 2026
She’ll come on here and call me the insane roommate so I want to make it’s known my actions were from being pushed. https://t.co/kL0eDNL7fW
I had a roommate burst into tears in front of me because me being in the room impeded the free movement of her cat. She kicked me out two weeks later. https://t.co/jkDlQiMCiE
— kate wehwalt (@mcmansionhell) April 14, 2026
https://t.co/o5Oh4pqyaVpic.twitter.com/nrNu0VMpYv
— ethical hater (@DijahSB) April 12, 2026
I still have a video of my house mate burning the fence in my backyard one random Saturday morning just because he wanted to see something burn.
— Leo Dasilva (@SirLeoBDasilva) April 13, 2026
This was after he quit his job at Tesco to become a professional poker player. https://t.co/114nAF2CcX
I lived in a house with random people from Craigslist for a semester and one guy covered his room in rock climbing holds and you’d walk by and he’d just be casually perched up on the wall watching anime porn https://t.co/ymuJgqgmRq
— Midwest Modern (@JoshLipnik) April 14, 2026
My roomate was a hoarder and stole every single one of my forks and i would confront her face to face begging her to give me back my forks so I can eat and she would lie and say she didnt have them but her room was full of 2 ft of trash and rotting food https://t.co/vhSOnBom2f
— the wizard (@sampladelica) April 13, 2026
My most recent roommate put her fetus that she aborted at 3 months in a box in her bedroom and she came into my room crying saying she “couldn’t find her baby” about a month later because she threw it at her boyfriend in the alley behind our apartment during an argument https://t.co/hXRfJ04NWX
— camille (@peachofthewest) April 12, 2026
#tb when my ocd+bpd roomate who’s also my best friend threatened to move out AND end the 8 year friendship bc one of my coffee mugs had a chip in it and she didn’t want it in the cabinet with the rest of the dishes “infecting” her non chipped mugs https://t.co/lLGb4yacpp
— idalia☥ (@sadleftist) April 12, 2026
My freshman year roommate ordered massive boxes of shrink-wrapped meat from China every week and didn't refrigerate or eat any of it so it went bad. She dropped out, facilities showed up in hazmat suits to clean the room, and they found unwrapped rotting beef in her dresser https://t.co/5UfXIxg1pH
— jawn didion (@tinndfishmonger) April 13, 2026
my college roommate spent a week in his underwear in the living room making a concept album about my brother in law where every song is him chanting my brother in law's name over dissonant synthesizers and then he played the album for my entire family. i love him though https://t.co/KQmSJoQ7FL
— mia🫧 (@mia11112233) April 11, 2026
