The best tweets of October 2016

 

Money money money

People ask why Americans are so friendly. It's simple: if we don't have enough friends to crowdfund for us when we get sick, we'll die

— Ariana Lenarsky (@aardvarsk) October 1, 2016

Theatre: Poor people entertaining rich people.
Film/TV: Rich people entertaining poor people.
Comics: Poor people entertaining poor people.

— Zach Weinersmith (@ZachWeiner) October 1, 2016

 

When things escalate quickly

https://twitter.com/Sanchovies/status/783892844876537856

4-year-old: The moon is moving!

Me: No, our van is moving

Wife: No, everything is moving in an expanding universe

Don’t marry a scientist

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 18, 2016

 

When you’re a good boy

When ur human says "who's a good boy" and u already know it's u pic.twitter.com/Iv9mFqAnyB

— meg (@megalot_) October 23, 2016

not all heroes wear capes pic.twitter.com/k4jiQ0igT9

— vibethriller (@vibethriller) October 17, 2016

 

This is Halloween

just a reminder that the first jack o lanterns were made out of turnips and i think we stopped because they were too fucking scary pic.twitter.com/6XBErN06yl

— hp podcasts (@markpopham) October 31, 2016

Jack White looks like Michael Cera, if he went as Johnny Depp for Halloween. pic.twitter.com/6lOCUAAVqv

— new year better avry (@avryavryavry) October 5, 2016

https://twitter.com/enxxes/status/790995221836402688

To the man who dressed up as his dog's favourite toy for #Halloween. You are my hero. pic.twitter.com/MkaJj7IlHp

— Jonno Turner (@jonnot) October 28, 2016

Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe pic.twitter.com/PoGKUFeLLw

— Katie Dippold (@katiedippold) June 30, 2016

Tbt to Halloween when I went to my friend's house for a grown ups drinking wine party but there was more of a babadook vibe. pic.twitter.com/I2ROJBHkfB

— david sanchez (@gotham146) October 30, 2016

Galaxy note 7 costume 😭 pic.twitter.com/YQbvY2Jf4v

— CCTV IDIOTS (@cctv_idiots) October 31, 2016

 

ROASTED

fucking roasted pic.twitter.com/mj6CS0mDz0

— stefan heck (@boring_as_heck) October 30, 2016

https://twitter.com/yepitstrey/status/784201280314937344
 

Let’s end with some nonsense

Worst. Perfume. Name. Ever. pic.twitter.com/9dSIMx3MWf

— Joe Harland (@TheJoeHarland) October 8, 2016

HILLARY: i told you he'd fuck the chair
TRUMP: *while fucking the chair* I never fucked the chair pic.twitter.com/QACRSry4SG

— 현춘이 (@ughHugs) October 10, 2016

If you don't know how Trump still has even 40% of the vote, just remember we as Americans need warning labels telling us not to eat soap.

— shauna (@goldengateblond) October 19, 2016

There was this girl in my class with lettuce on her head and I said "excuse me" and she said "i have a boyfriend" ok lettucehead pic.twitter.com/H0wGufWM6y

— ryan (@ryannb26) October 11, 2016

Netflix has the worst movie selection ever no wonder everyone just starts having sex instead

— Roman (@romanxlv) October 25, 2016

omg deleteee I look so fat do not submit that to national geographic I swear to god randy pic.twitter.com/pWfQJ4wPxw

— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) October 27, 2016

Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man pic.twitter.com/KlDx5BtXLX

— Hunter Jobbins (@jabbins) October 30, 2016

 
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