The best tweets of July 2015

 

Let’s start this month’s selection with Gifs

Women just don't understand the rules of professional sports. pic.twitter.com/oC5d6aQphO

— Hayden Scott-Baron ✨ (@docky) July 4, 2015

https://twitter.com/mattround/status/619430296119812096
https://twitter.com/Footy_Jokes/status/626336895664959489
 

And now some .jpg

This week in the social construction of gender … pic.twitter.com/FyJpIFZf04

— Brian D. Earp, Ph.D. (@briandavidearp) July 3, 2015

so proud of america. only 8 years after electing first black pres, we're considering electing our first orange one pic.twitter.com/U31Rrevx6l

— beeple (@beeple) July 31, 2015

 

This is the parenting section

95% of parenting is just pretending like you know what the fuck you're doing in front of your kids

— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) July 1, 2015

https://twitter.com/tinatbh/status/627880318675120128
https://twitter.com/SamuelHLowe/status/627743233251127296

Mommy! I cleaned my room. Come see!

*walks past big pile of toys and books in the hallway*

"Great job, sweetie!"

— Marl (@Marlebean) July 23, 2015

 

Facing the truth

Me: Siri, why am I alone?
Siri: *opens front facing camera*

— moody monday (@mdob11) July 8, 2015

https://twitter.com/pakalupapito/status/619509164633686020
https://twitter.com/AwesomeZadeh/status/626688040526856192
 

No excuses for not using condoms guys

https://twitter.com/DramaticEmily/status/620441703128764416
 

Cecil The Lion

People get really fake upset about dead lions they've never met.

— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) August 1, 2015

https://twitter.com/AndrewStuart/status/627558886493581312
 

Coworker

Guess what? Your coworkers complain about how annoying and stupid you are too.

— The Sharona (@TheSharona06) August 1, 2015

There's nothing like a coworker to remind you that you hate how people eat, breathe & exist.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 1, 2015

I see dead people.

Sir, those are your coworkers.

Exactly.

— Busted Flip Flops (@GrillinChillin9) August 1, 2015

 

Movies

What if Ben Affleck’s only pretending to direct a Batman movie in order to get hostages out of Iran?

— Sam Adams (@SamuelAAdams) July 10, 2015

Film idea: An army of zombie lions rise from the dead, hell bent on revenge. Only a band of lightly armed dentists can save humanity.

— Wilde Thingy (@wildethingy) August 1, 2015

 

Random Jokes

https://twitter.com/ChrisRRegan/status/623141650286579712
https://twitter.com/Home_Halfway/status/627717051503611909

Dear facebook friends:

One picture of your vacation is enough.

Love,

Everyone

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 2, 2015

https://twitter.com/Sassafrantz/status/627983588806365185
 

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