what is your most benign unpopular opinion? i don’t mean like “the earth is flat” type of unpopular opinion, i mean like “I think golden retrievers are annoying” unpopular opinion
— trash jones (@jzux) November 2, 2022
i’m just like my plants honestly. pretty low maintenance but still not thriving
— trash jones (@jzux) September 28, 2022
a crush? you mean Schrodinger’s boyfriend?
— trash jones (@jzux) October 12, 2022
Rorschach isn’t even that good he only does paintings of my ex boyfriend
— trash jones (@jzux) October 10, 2022
drinking a capri sun after sex like i’m smoking a cigarette
— trash jones (@jzux) September 14, 2022
every restaurant should have a little bed you can lie down in if you eat too much
— trash jones (@jzux) August 20, 2022
bringing an apple to my doctor’s appointment. it’s time to finish this
— trash jones (@jzux) August 6, 2022
we need a male siri/alexa because you’d be like “David, set a timer for 8am” and he’d be like Ugh I can tryyy but you do it so much better
— trash jones (@jzux) August 3, 2022
feeling sad today. can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?
— trash jones (@jzux) May 7, 2022
I SAID YES!!! 😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖💍💍💍💍💍 someone asked me if i was feeling sad!!
— trash jones (@jzux) October 24, 2021