TOM BOMBADIL
Giggles like an asshole and says some shit about butterflies and sunshine. You never see him again and you wonder what the point of coming out to him was. pic.twitter.com/76Bdgt02ic
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
GROND
Throws a gender reveal party for you involving fireworks. The explosion destroys the sewer gate of Helm's Deep, spelling doom for the Age of Man. pic.twitter.com/3oXwarF3iX
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
BILBO (fuck how did I forget Bilbo)
Expresses amazement and invites you to sit down for a cup of tea and pipeweed as he asks many questions for him to include as an appendix item in his book. pic.twitter.com/vBxvuQ6yfn
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
HOW LOTR CHARACTERS WOULD REACT TO YOU COMING OUT AS TRANS
THREAD. pic.twitter.com/q6AtfIm9n9
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
FRODO
Tells you that's lovely to hear, then respects your privacy and asks no further questions. pic.twitter.com/UJ3tkFk69d
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
SAMWISE
Is immensely proud of you and asks if you have advice on how to come out and tell Mr Frodo he loves him (yea I went there) pic.twitter.com/rov6mcwtUB
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
MERRY AND PIPPIN
Merry congratulates you, but calls you by your deadname by accident. Pippin smacks him and tells him that's rude and makes a big show of using your new name.
The two walk off discussing a plan to take testosterone to get taller and eat more. pic.twitter.com/qIna53hbpk
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
ARAGORN
Grasps both your hands immediately, locks eyes with you, and says that this changes nothing between the two of you and your bond is in fact stronger now. He vows to fight anyone that dares misgender you. pic.twitter.com/yHUWVNMy9g
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
GIMLI
Launches into an explanation of the blurred differences between male and female dwarves and says he never understood the gender norms of humans anyway. Offers to imprint your new name into your armour. pic.twitter.com/fkpGpq6Feu
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021