LEGOLAS
Haughtily mentions that you haven't lived long enough for him to put much weight into your deadname anyway and that switching names and pronouns is as easy as watching the seasons change. pic.twitter.com/1zBx8kBjuV
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
GANDALF
Says he's known for a long time already and then tells you the story of an old hero that was also trans. When you ask him to use his magic to change your body, he simply chuckles, says he has somewhere to go, and walks off pic.twitter.com/TBGjN0rna1
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
SMEAGOL
Deadnames you, then beats himself up for being cruel and wicked and tells you he's trying his best pic.twitter.com/5i55JEDs3M
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
GOLLUM
Deadnames you, then beats himself up for being cruel and wicked and tells you he's trying his best, but is really just fucking with you so he can steal your jewelry pic.twitter.com/ySBkCFOffL
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
BOROMIR
Looks visibly confused and says "one does not simply change their gender."
Eventually understands, but misgenders you whenever he's stressed or in a bad mood. pic.twitter.com/bY54mF3pWk
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
FARAMIR
*looks at Denethor on what to do* pic.twitter.com/orIZXjP5qH
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
DENETHOR
Loudly deadnames you to his court, says that people can't change genders and you are practicing wicked magic. Decrees that trans people need to use the chamber pots of their birth sex. pic.twitter.com/ketnxEkk7E
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
FARAMIR (again)
Wipes away a tear as she realises she'll never be able to come out to her father. pic.twitter.com/MOOcrlpwbf
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
ELROND
Shows mild disinterest other than mentioning that Elves have been GNC for millenia. pic.twitter.com/vo3u1Asi9X
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021
ARWEN
Says "that's nice" and then goes back to not doing anything for two movies pic.twitter.com/ZUqvXhFuyi
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021