there is a 94 year old who makes tik toks about dating as a widow in her 90s, and she goes, "last year this guy ghosted me (guy became a ghost)" …
— riddhi patel is innocent 🇵🇸🍉❤️ (@alitlstrawberry) April 17, 2024
Vrac
My 6 year old just got back from visiting our elderly neighbor and said, “I told her we’d bring her some fresh baked cookies when they’re ready.” I informed her that we weren’t baking any cookies today and she said, “Oh, I guess we kinda have to now, don’t we?” Diabolical.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 21, 2024
Rip to that funny tweet I was reading right before Twitter randomly refreshed for no reason.
— AC Tatum (@actatumonline) April 21, 2024
Remember when your only worry was accidentally calling your teacher mom? Now we gots bills n shit.
— JW (@ohthatfknguy) April 21, 2024
Traitement N1 pour la gueule de bois testé et approuvé pic.twitter.com/hBvnffJUCY
— 𝔥𝔞𝔫 𝔬𝔲𝔞𝔦𝔰 🍺 (@tavujesus) March 20, 2022
just learned that they put your last name on a pet’s prescription which means there are pharmacists out there who went to school for years just to dispense Zoloft to a Meatball Williams
— thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) April 15, 2024
i cannot believe my frontal lobe is fully developed. like this is it for the rest of my life lol i’m so fucked.
— grant🪐 (@svdden_grant) April 17, 2024
santé mentale Mais pas des pieds
— egar (@le_egar) April 18, 2024
il a baiser vous penser https://t.co/p4E51CZvtA
— Lola ◡̈ 🐸 🍉 (@pix0la) April 17, 2024
j’ai fait un gâteau avec du sucre glace dessus pour représenter la neige sur l’everest en hommage à inoxtag j’espzre qu’il va bien’ et qu’il fait pas trop froid pic.twitter.com/ZuhmaEUffJ
— chloe (@chl0saturn) April 15, 2024