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J'ai eu beaucoup, beaucoup, BEAUCOUP de conséquences médicales et professionnelles parce que j'ai dit "oui" pour m'asseoir à l'arrière d'une voiture où j'avais peu de place pour mes jambes. Je me suis absolument niqué le dos, ça fait 8 ans, hernie jamais opérée. https://t.co/5AxjRwa5UN

— Biology – 🧬 🔬 (@BiologyAwesome) September 12, 2026

Ne pas avoir cherché un CDI dès l’obtention de mon master https://t.co/3Pgv4pfMMm

— OFELE A KUFA (@Ganz7FoisSaint) September 12, 2026

My mom called me to tell me she’s in Ulta and asked if I needed anything and when I said yes she said she’s not walking around the whole store to look for it 🧍🏽‍♀️mind you I was minding my own business before

— girly&wordly (@Brieyonce) September 12, 2026

J’ai craquer mes doigts et maintenant j’suis handicapée 🤡 https://t.co/O7k5mTFRlu

— la dame aux tournesols 🌻🌻 (@Caminexistante) September 12, 2026

I remember when my sister brought one man she wanted to marry and my father came inside my mother's room to complain that he is bald😭😭😭😭😭😭

— Profesora (@Profesora0) September 12, 2026

the barista apologized to me because it was supposed to be a heart but she made an onion. i told her i preferred the onion pic.twitter.com/4Knw3UoDxP

— bea ☘️ (@clovermite925) September 13, 2026

one time i couldn’t reach a book on the top shelf at the bookstore and i was too shy to talk to an employee so i put in an online order and came back an hour later to pick it up :/

— addie (@idyllicdreamss) September 12, 2026

You adopted a cat and now you can't travel, get sick, die or be poor.

— kiesha (@kiesha9i) September 12, 2026

I have 3 elderly neighbors who live alone. I found it odd they have their garage doors open every morning. Turns out it's to let each other know they're not dead.

— Michigan Matt (@MichiganMattCPA) September 13, 2026

i think ducks are severely underappreciated for being able to walk, swim, and fly while somehow looking mediocre at all three

— 🤠 (@heavensbvnny) September 13, 2026