Then why does he have so many? https://t.co/4S2pkMZGAB

— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) September 12, 2023

GALADRIEL

Gives a mysterious smile, says something she read off a fortune cookie, then gives you a gift that fits your new gender. pic.twitter.com/kCdnX35mWB

— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021

WORMTONGUE

Uses your name and pronouns to your face, but deadnames and misgenders you to everyone else while trying to convince people you're a danger to Rohan women's sports. pic.twitter.com/UnrJJn4D5r

— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021

SARUMAN

Ominously offers you the power to change your form…but at a cost. When you turn him down, he locks you on his roof for a while. pic.twitter.com/JwnwolopFx

— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021

THE EAGLES

Nothing. They don't show up until you finished transitioning.

— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021

THEODEN

If you're a trans femme, tells you to get out of his army. If you're trans masc, tells you to grab a spear and join the fight. If you're non-binary, pauses for a while then just asks if you want to kill some orcs. pic.twitter.com/buOGsIW6jE

— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021

THE ORCS

You tell them you're a trans woman that wants bottom surgery. They say this: pic.twitter.com/XahKqDWMkG

— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021

WITCH KING OF ANGMAR

Freaks the absolute fuck out when they can't figure out what this means for the prophecy pic.twitter.com/kT6gvotGG1

— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021

SAURON

*angry eye noises* pic.twitter.com/18AiaPXYcI

— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021

TREEBEARD

Expresses confusion and admit he can't actually tell the difference between the genders of the small races. Tells you he'll explain about Ent womenfolk, but never follows up on that. pic.twitter.com/uuyE6udCga

— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) February 2, 2021