You don’t realize how inappropriate your music is until you have a car full of other people’s children
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) November 8, 2024
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My daughter and I are currently fighting because, and I can’t believe I’m actually saying this, I don’t “care about her enough to buy the expensive toilet paper”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) November 7, 2024
Daughter: dinner was so good tonight mom!
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 8, 2025
Me: thanks honey!
Daughter: we learned in school today that it’s ok to lie sometimes so you don’t hurt feelings
I was working in a classroom the other day and a student, very proudly, told me his teacher has been teaching for 21 years and another student immediately yelled “and she isn’t even dead yet!!”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 2, 2025
*having some girl time with friends*
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 24, 2025
Friend 1: I haven’t been on a date in 7 months
Friend 2: I haven’t been on a date in 2 years!
My daughter, who is 9: well I haven’t been on a date in 9 years!!!
My niece came over and my daughter’s hamster had died so I was worried she would be upset by it but she said “I’m ok with dead bodies” and now I’m worried for a whole other reason
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 8, 2025
My niece came over and my daughter’s hamster had died so I was worried she would be upset by it but she said “I’m ok with dead bodies” and now I’m worried for a whole other reason
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 8, 2025
I was told that I look like the kind of person that loves playing tetris and I just don’t know how to take that
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 3, 2025
Every year on my birthday my daughter asks how old I am and then cries and tells me she doesn’t want me to die so that’s a fun tradition
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) October 15, 2024
When I adopted a cat I didn’t realize I was paying for a live-in bully
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) October 9, 2024