Being a cat must be hard because you have sharp pointy teeth and claws but can also be picked up and carried like a baby
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) July 15, 2024
My daughter told me she loves to sleep in my tshirts because, and I quote, “they’re so ginormous” so if you need me I’ll be quietly re-thinking my snacking choices
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 29, 2024
I realized that my dear sweet daughter thought having your period is a *choice* and now she’s crying because I informed her it is not
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 19, 2024
My daughter wanted to go to the park and I really didn’t feel like it so she said “you could bring your new book and sit in the sun” and now we’re at the park
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) June 8, 2024
Someone asked my daughter if she had a hobby and her answer was “just sitting”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 14, 2024
My daughter asked me if the tooth fairy would only give money for *her* teeth and I’m a little concerned
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 2, 2024
Sometimes when I fall asleep on my couch my cat will move the curtains and sun falls directly in my face waking me up and I can’t prove it but I know she does it on purpose
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 24, 2024
Me to me after one tiny mistake: you useless idiot
Me to my cat who committed 100 crimes in the past hour: my furry little angel, you are perfection my toe bean queen
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) March 16, 2024
When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 7, 2024
Them: what could go wrong?
Me, who has overthought and imagined 56 different horrible scenarios: it’s my time to shine
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 13, 2024