Vegetarian: ooh sorry I can’t have that, I don’t eat meat
Meat-eater: DID YOU KNOW I EAT A PILE OF STEAK FOR BREAKFAST?? FUCKIN’ LOVE RUBBING RAW VEAL ALL OVER MY NAKED BODY. I CAN’T NUT UNLESS MY MOUTH IS FULL OF BACON
Veg: uh,, okay
Meat-eater: WOW WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET

— Katie (@ZiziFothSi) August 19, 2019