one of the cutest and saddest things that happened towards the end of my grandfather's life is his dementia got so bad that he kept getting mad at my grandmother for being around because "his wife wouldn't appreciate him being alone with another woman."
— emily may (@emilykmay) March 27, 2026
face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself
— The Frustrating Individual (@MILFmassacre) March 28, 2026
Every cat is a little celebrity to me
— 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️🔥 (@Charlygotyou) March 28, 2026
i had an ex boyfriend threaten to publish my nudes when we broke up, so i published them myself with his threatening messages and tagged all his friends, relatives and potential new girlfriends. i think the boy still has whiplash from that plot twist.
— Jett 🜲 (@iky_fwjett) March 28, 2026
Weirded out by homes with no pets. Like where is your creature
— Soleil (@soleiljolina) March 28, 2026
Saw a thing where people where sharing embarrassing work stories and a girl said when she got her first waitress job, someone ordered champagne and she thought it was standard to shake and spray the bottle at everyone like an F1 driver as that's the only reference she had.
— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) March 28, 2026
C’est mon fasciste préféré parce qu’il est absolument transparent sur la noirceur de son âme et de la politique qu’il mène, zéro langue de bois. Je pense qu’il fait plus pour la compréhension du monde que des centaines d’intellectuels https://t.co/GJSAtBKSBY
— Elon meurt plus vite stp (@BBulbizarre) April 2, 2026
Les lunettes de soleil et le sourire, Tupac n'a jamais fait ca…. https://t.co/78DinTfigO
— ilies (@Iliess_OPP) April 2, 2026
L’inversion des rôles c’est quand on fait passer un nazi ayant préparé un guet-apens pour une victime, bande de menteurs fascistes https://t.co/Olv30muXeA
— Elon meurt plus vite stp (@BBulbizarre) April 2, 2026
Si elle a fait exprès de mettre du CBD et de la farine dans son sac pour faire chier les flics, je vais être obligé de reconnaître que c'est une masterclass https://t.co/bWmaglV3Nm
— Kev adams hate account (2e edition) (@diplodocteur) April 2, 2026
