one of the cutest and saddest things that happened towards the end of my grandfather's life is his dementia got so bad that he kept getting mad at my grandmother for being around because "his wife wouldn't appreciate him being alone with another woman."
— emily may (@emilykmay) March 27, 2026
In this house we have a nighttime routine where my bf and I snuggle and watch an episode or two of a show while my cat absolutely floors it from one end of the apartment to another as many times as she can
— big honkin caboose (@itsbighonkin) March 28, 2026
Saw a thing where people where sharing embarrassing work stories and a girl said when she got her first waitress job, someone ordered champagne and she thought it was standard to shake and spray the bottle at everyone like an F1 driver as that's the only reference she had.
— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) March 28, 2026
My mom and dad had 7 photos of me between 1971 and 1983, and I have 253 of my dogs from 7:00 to 7:05 this morning.
— Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 (@MikeBales) March 28, 2026
When someone says, “It was 20 years ago.” I think, “Ah yes, the 90s!” But then they tell me it was 2006 and I have to sit down for a bit.
— Douglas A. Boneparth (@dougboneparth) March 28, 2026
— 𝓔𝓶 ♡ (@emkenobi) March 28, 2026
The best thing i heard today was a pregnant women arguing with her husband and she said, "I have two Brains and you have one".
— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) March 29, 2026
Every cat is a little celebrity to me
— 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️🔥 (@Charlygotyou) March 28, 2026
my wife waiting for me to open up a video she sent me while we're in the same room pic.twitter.com/ZAXEOV9LGg
— Trophy Husband 🏆 (@Brian_onX) March 28, 2026
face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself
— The Frustrating Individual (@MILFmassacre) March 28, 2026
