why don’t we pull up the statistics on how fast men remarry after their wives pass away https://t.co/nMA0wEo3OB
— bald myha’la 🍨 (@1800clockit) April 8, 2026
USA in movies USA in real life pic.twitter.com/zeDzcmkFMJ
— Priyanka dhakad🌻🍀 (@dhakadgirl8) April 8, 2026
this woman I saw at the airport looks exactly like my deodorant pic.twitter.com/e2MIAnnGM9
— s ⚢ (@nooneknovvs) April 5, 2026
She had also been separated from him for quite a while because he cheated on her, when he killed himself. So what's your point here? https://t.co/wlHkCbV667
— Shambo of Luxembourg (@BradfemlyWalsh) April 8, 2026
NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.
— ً (@omgsidewalks) April 4, 2026
whenever my mom asks me how much i paid for something, i reduce the price by 50% of the actual price
— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) April 8, 2026
Donald Trump turns 80 in June,
— Demetrius Remmiegius 🇰🇪 (@DemetriusRO6) April 4, 2026
A historic moment.
He be the first president whose age exceeds his IQ.
Lmaoo pic.twitter.com/UhG0CR0Gqq
— BlackSword (@Blacksword011) April 4, 2026
Aubrey Plaza is expecting her first child with partner Christopher Abbott, People reports. pic.twitter.com/LxJ6IZqCCB
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) April 8, 2026
they’re grilling this irishman like a rotisserie chicken somebody get him on that spf 50 pa++++ asap https://t.co/MoBFcpknaI
— wilmiina (@minnieshelbys) April 8, 2026
