this is what friends are for https://t.co/PAGWbP9QD3
— mpls molly (@mollywidstrom) March 23, 2026
Ne dites plus Micro Pénis dites court-sur-paff
— Funkyann42 (@Funkyann42) March 28, 2026
This crosses my mind all the time😭
— AARON $ (@aizenssword) March 23, 2026
If I died today they’ll see dog chains and be confused 😭😭😭 https://t.co/Xr2A1iIOI2
Ngl I thought this was the Strait of Hormuz https://t.co/esf54ltA5t
— Gryffix 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 (@Gryffix) April 3, 2026
If you masturbate to the thought of someone, and you know that if they knew it would make them happy, that's a little bit like prayer i think
— Riley Read-Only (@HotForMoot) March 30, 2026
game pic.twitter.com/iffb0Byush
— cocorico🐓 (@c0c0ree) April 3, 2026
j’ai souhaité son anniv à mon crush et il m’a proposé un rencard pic.twitter.com/Rj5vXNhADP
— s (@maozedingue) April 2, 2026
JSUIS MMMDDDRRRRR pic.twitter.com/qmZGR0t664
— nini🍒 (@ninicerises) April 1, 2026
La kiffeuse ayant flirté tout janvier, se trouva fort dépourvue quand le goumin fut venue https://t.co/wStMcgDDsE
— َ (@_aiicha69) April 2, 2026
On s’entend mieux avec mon ex depuis qu’on est séparés. Comme quoi quand il veut il peut pic.twitter.com/ha4L8C0yjy
— *.✧ Elo *.✧ (@_elo_cest_moi_) April 1, 2026