Ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to play the role of Wife Who Aggressively Lotions Her Body While Having A Conversation With Her Husband At Bedtime
— The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo (@shelbyboring) June 6, 2026
Scientists discovered that octopuses sometimes punch fish for seemingly no reason at all pic.twitter.com/vN4NYu6ksZ
— Nature Unedited (@NatureUnedited) June 7, 2026
“Forgive me, Father, for I have dripped” https://t.co/QiOrWH8gJ2
— 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 (@Arealmfngl) June 5, 2026
love when I have to pee and my cat decides to use the litter box at the same time like omg girls going to the bathroom together transcends species!!
— kayla (@mitckm) June 4, 2026
I knocked over a plant in the kitchen but my cat saw me so I had to spray myself with water so I could show the law applies to everyone
— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) June 4, 2026
yeah, sex is great and all but have you heard an entire arena boo a shitty president with their whole chest?
— C O U R T N E Y (@icourtneycries) June 9, 2026
why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????
— 𝐄.🚩 (@Wyd_eshuu) June 7, 2026
Declare this the photo of the year already. https://t.co/44j6EGqMFS
— Abhishek (@MSDianAbhiii) June 6, 2026
his mind is so deteriorated he prob thought they were cheering for him https://t.co/WSXpiSwdTR
— M1das (@M1das_OW2) June 9, 2026
hot take but multimillionaires should be funding scholarships not taking them https://t.co/1rJRffgvq3
— Ali A Olomi (@aaolomi) June 9, 2026
