she was leaning against my leg sleeping but I moved slightly so she woke up to turn around and stare at me like this pic.twitter.com/BtqdB9hoFF
— Fable (@6dollarballoon) September 3, 2026
Wtf has happened to the price of hotel rooms?? I only want to stay a night not buy the fucking hotel.
— Scotty (@Dotsy1978) September 7, 2026
Dying from d**k enlargement surgery is wild. Bro wanted 3 more inches and got 6 feet. 💔
— OLAMI 💸 (@NegusBrodrick) September 6, 2026
Me looking at houses worth 2 million like
— Peng🦋 (@SusuDpeng) September 5, 2026
“No I don’t like the cabinets ” pic.twitter.com/FczPNqsmMq
All love but this not being green is pissing me tf off https://t.co/RMnwc3eOc4pic.twitter.com/pyW5iQSNwA
— 🦇Bel || sarcasticmoon🦇 (@BugsBunnyInDrag) September 8, 2026
She's just over one year old and still does not understand how to unstick her claws from things. Love this stupid girl. pic.twitter.com/Vtkibvulnu
— Greg🇵🇸 (@alex_dummy_4u) September 2, 2026
As a Canadian I now fully understand why the people of Gondor didn't like living next to Mordor.
— VisuallyBetter (@Isuckatpicking) September 3, 2026
You relax for 30 mins after work & next thing you know it’s already 11pm
— AFNYC☆ (@afashionistanyc) September 3, 2026
when you wake up thinking it's 3am but it's actually 37 seconds before your alarm pic.twitter.com/4bSXkIiv7P
— Miilato (@miiilato) September 1, 2026
sex is a very intimate and sacred act.
— :anriflick: (@windskylark) September 5, 2026
your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who doesn't meow back at cats
