My mom told me that when I was teething as a toddler I would act like I wanted to give people a kiss on the cheek and then just bite them really hard. Beasted on
— 🍃 (@cardamomkiss) April 4, 2026
Donald Trump turns 80 in June,
— Demetrius Remmiegius 🇰🇪 (@DemetriusRO6) April 4, 2026
A historic moment.
He be the first president whose age exceeds his IQ.
This mindset is what led some cultures to forbid women from remarrying after their husbands died, because men believed they had an inherent right to control women’s sexuality. She was expected either to die with him or to live out the rest of her life in misery. https://t.co/93MuzvLvob
— mami (@feministevee) April 9, 2026
Lmaoo pic.twitter.com/UhG0CR0Gqq
— BlackSword (@Blacksword011) April 4, 2026
My manager just told me when she was a kid in Australia there was a monitor lizard that walked up and down the street at 3:30pm and everyone had to give it a boiled egg or it would tap angrily on the window with its foot.
— 5.🪐 (@luvhuss) April 4, 2026
NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.
— ً (@omgsidewalks) April 4, 2026
Today i apologized to my manager for having to take numerous phone calls from Lebanon because of the bombings and she said “omg who’s bombing them?”
— 🇱🇧 (@lebanesesami) April 9, 2026
This is the reality of living in the US. This is the ignorance of the American people
11 year old me after the teacher said the ozone layer is getting destroyed daily pic.twitter.com/wizGZw2h4p
— Stunnar (@ambrooky__) April 8, 2026
Aubrey Plaza is expecting her first child with partner Christopher Abbott, People reports. pic.twitter.com/LxJ6IZqCCB
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) April 8, 2026
His legs won’t hurt, mine will. https://t.co/DvHVBoKGGF
— JEFFREY is on Fanatix (@Jeff_Okhai) April 7, 2026
