https://t.co/CyG7wLDAoipic.twitter.com/TcmzkiewCu
— 🏴☠️ 明日 🏴☠️ (@RickySp64362720) April 8, 2026
this woman I saw at the airport looks exactly like my deodorant pic.twitter.com/e2MIAnnGM9
— s ⚢ (@nooneknovvs) April 5, 2026
Got into trouble at Madame Tussauds cus i was taking pics of all the wax models with my weed vape in their mouths lol pic.twitter.com/Yo5mGEZCOm
— doll bun🏳️⚧️ (@The_Bunny_Doll) April 9, 2026
they’re grilling this irishman like a rotisserie chicken somebody get him on that spf 50 pa++++ asap https://t.co/MoBFcpknaI
— wilmiina (@minnieshelbys) April 8, 2026
My wife was watching TV and screamed out, don't go in the church you stupid bitch.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) April 3, 2026
I said damn, what are you watching????
She said….our wedding video
To my future kids if I find weed in your room I'm smoking it
— shattamovement (@sunday_mic36760) April 8, 2026
I’ve never understood why some parents expect you to let their kid cut you in the bathroom line “but my daughter really has to go” bitch this chick is 7 years old if she pees her pants literally no one will care if I pee my pants I’m getting sent to rehab
— dana donnelly (@danadonnelly) April 9, 2026
why don’t we pull up the statistics on how fast men remarry after their wives pass away https://t.co/nMA0wEo3OB
— bald myha’la 🍨 (@1800clockit) April 8, 2026
11 year old me after the teacher said the ozone layer is getting destroyed daily pic.twitter.com/wizGZw2h4p
— Stunnar (@ambrooky__) April 8, 2026
My mom told me that when I was teething as a toddler I would act like I wanted to give people a kiss on the cheek and then just bite them really hard. Beasted on
— 🍃 (@cardamomkiss) April 4, 2026
