Look at him still trying to overcompensate after death. https://t.co/CJp7zwgI1w
— astor (@grandpabbychuck) September 6, 2026
I DO NOT WANT TO WORK IN A COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT. I'M NOT AMBITIOUS. IJUST WANT TO WORK AT MY OWN PACE AND LIVE A PEACEFUL LIFE.
— ً (@omgsidewalks) September 6, 2026
sex is a very intimate and sacred act.
— :anriflick: (@windskylark) September 5, 2026
your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who doesn't meow back at cats
Dying from d**k enlargement surgery is wild. Bro wanted 3 more inches and got 6 feet. 💔
— OLAMI 💸 (@NegusBrodrick) September 6, 2026
she was leaning against my leg sleeping but I moved slightly so she woke up to turn around and stare at me like this pic.twitter.com/BtqdB9hoFF
— Fable (@6dollarballoon) September 3, 2026
You relax for 30 mins after work & next thing you know it’s already 11pm
— AFNYC☆ (@afashionistanyc) September 3, 2026
She's just over one year old and still does not understand how to unstick her claws from things. Love this stupid girl. pic.twitter.com/Vtkibvulnu
— Greg🇵🇸 (@alex_dummy_4u) September 2, 2026
“You saw me at the bar & didn’t say hi???”
— Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti) September 6, 2026
Me at the bar: pic.twitter.com/qMJVJJ5qN1
wait… i don't remember packing this pic.twitter.com/pofXs5KkuF
— frisk 🐎 🇻🇪 (@sakakiplush) September 3, 2026
Remember cats have great night vision so if they step on your face in the middle of the night it’s on purpose
— 𐕣🧛🏾 (@doyenmxn) September 5, 2026
