@FranceTravail qui a reproché à mon père de ne pas avoir mes identifiants pour pouvoir gérer pendant que j'étais dans le coma aime ça 👍 https://t.co/reSTxac37n
— Clemonique 😼 (@MoniqueBagarre) April 10, 2026
Le frérot est revenu en France après avoir été pris en otage pendant 3 ans il pensait voir sa famille sur le tarmac mais non c’étaient des inspecteurs du fisc qui l’attendaient ptdr. pic.twitter.com/3THlwhxt50
— Boubou 🐼 (@BoubouSGC) April 9, 2026
Today i apologized to my manager for having to take numerous phone calls from Lebanon because of the bombings and she said “omg who’s bombing them?”
— 🇱🇧 (@lebanesesami) April 9, 2026
This is the reality of living in the US. This is the ignorance of the American people
My wife was watching TV and screamed out, don't go in the church you stupid bitch.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) April 3, 2026
I said damn, what are you watching????
She said….our wedding video
My mom told me that when I was teething as a toddler I would act like I wanted to give people a kiss on the cheek and then just bite them really hard. Beasted on
— 🍃 (@cardamomkiss) April 4, 2026
I’ve never understood why some parents expect you to let their kid cut you in the bathroom line “but my daughter really has to go” bitch this chick is 7 years old if she pees her pants literally no one will care if I pee my pants I’m getting sent to rehab
— dana donnelly (@danadonnelly) April 9, 2026
NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.
— ً (@omgsidewalks) April 4, 2026
To my future kids if I find weed in your room I'm smoking it
— shattamovement (@sunday_mic36760) April 8, 2026
whenever my mom asks me how much i paid for something, i reduce the price by 50% of the actual price
— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) April 8, 2026
His legs won’t hurt, mine will. https://t.co/DvHVBoKGGF
— JEFFREY is on Fanatix (@Jeff_Okhai) April 7, 2026
