she was leaning against my leg sleeping but I moved slightly so she woke up to turn around and stare at me like this pic.twitter.com/BtqdB9hoFF

— Fable (@6dollarballoon) September 3, 2026

Vacuuming the stairs and everyone is concerned pic.twitter.com/1FeeioNaHJ

— Zweil (@somethings_awry) September 2, 2026

i miss when nazis were the villains in movies and everyone agreed yeah theyre the bad guys

— 🍉 jelly 🫘 is getting hard at wang (@jellymas7) September 6, 2026

Dying from d**k enlargement surgery is wild. Bro wanted 3 more inches and got 6 feet. 💔

— OLAMI 💸 (@NegusBrodrick) September 6, 2026

All love but this not being green is pissing me tf off https://t.co/RMnwc3eOc4pic.twitter.com/pyW5iQSNwA

— 🦇Bel || sarcasticmoon🦇 (@BugsBunnyInDrag) September 8, 2026

Lola, my love, there's no way this is comfortable pic.twitter.com/glQ1xeAhiz

— Laayla (@layla_fieldnote) September 2, 2026

He’s like my own personal remy the rat except he does nothing pic.twitter.com/AiRhY3XSiO

— Gabzilla🪬 (@gimmbie13) September 3, 2026

jobs call u 7 months later like "are u still interested" bro i'm homeless now

— poppa (@popitforpoppa) September 2, 2026

A nigga just died for being insecure about his dick size

— Bodakメ (@bigbodakszn) September 5, 2026

Remember cats have great night vision so if they step on your face in the middle of the night it’s on purpose

— 𐕣🧛🏾 (@doyenmxn) September 5, 2026