Dear men: the cute girl behind the counter is working. She's being nice because it's her job. It's not an invitation, and she is not one of the products for sale in this establishment. Stop hitting on women when they are at work.
— Dua (@Duakz5q) September 8, 2026
Je comprends pas la facilité des hommes à mettre la vie de leur femme en danger. On entend des trucs comme ça par centaines, si c’est pas pendant une randonnée dangereuse c’est au bord de l’autoroute ou dans un autre pays https://t.co/fhYqs0O9b7
— Dalla 🦋 (@dallv_) September 7, 2026
— cat memes (@hardcatmemes) September 6, 2026
I stepped out wearing a blue shirt and red shoes with a yellow tote bag and some guy yelled “what’s up primary colors!” at me. Excellent.
— Asia (@AsiaDNYC) September 4, 2026
Dying from d**k enlargement surgery is wild. Bro wanted 3 more inches and got 6 feet. 💔
— OLAMI 💸 (@NegusBrodrick) September 6, 2026
that guy who died from the penis enlargement. in Heaven does he have his original small penis or does he take the enhanced penis with him
— Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley) September 6, 2026
Remember cats have great night vision so if they step on your face in the middle of the night it’s on purpose
— 𐕣🧛🏾 (@doyenmxn) September 5, 2026
A nigga just died for being insecure about his dick size
— Bodakメ (@bigbodakszn) September 5, 2026
Look at him still trying to overcompensate after death. https://t.co/CJp7zwgI1w
— astor (@grandpabbychuck) September 6, 2026
i miss when nazis were the villains in movies and everyone agreed yeah theyre the bad guys
— 🍉 jelly 🫘 is getting hard at wang (@jellymas7) September 6, 2026
