“What are your hobbies?”
— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) December 27, 2025
Me: I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my house and staying home.
I was told by the doctor that I can take a shower now that it’s been a couple days after the surgery….
— Sally Amaki/天城サリー(Gintoki/Kuroo/GetoEnthusiast) (@sally_amaki) December 27, 2025
I didn’t know we weren’t supposed to take a shower after the surgery.
I just wasn’t taking a shower by choice🤷🏻♀️
Last night a guy asked for my insta and I typed it in his phone, but my account didn’t come up ☠️ looked in his block list and boom there I was
— prada trash bag (@anonymishhh) December 27, 2025
There’s nothing like a good game of Monopoly to bring the family together… pic.twitter.com/ksOJ7Nvl6A
— John Donoghue (@JohnDonoghue64) December 27, 2025
men can't be friends with women without catching feelings,
— Maryam (@hell_line0) December 27, 2025
but somehow they can be in a whole relationship with women without catching feelings.
yall im fucking crying 😂😂😂 I’m walking my sister’s dog outside and this man approaches me and ask for my number and I decline. A few seconds later, he drives past me in a lamborghini and tried to talk to me again. Nigga this is not a skit!! Still no!!!!!!
— justina (@justtjustinaa) December 27, 2025
I cut the roof of my mouth on a tortilla chip and now I fear I’ll never be happy again
— Alison Burke (@TiredActor) December 27, 2025
J'ai toujours eu des gynecos femmes sauf pour mon accouchement en septembre dernier. Il était insupportable, irrespectueux et à la limite de la misogynie, qualifiant ma fille de "chieuse" alors qu'elle avait littéralement 10 minutes. https://t.co/II8GwTa0vf
— Cece 🐾❄️ (@Choubichon) December 30, 2025
how much time do u have bc i’ve got a list as long as my arm just from this year alone https://t.co/azMdDQqFHppic.twitter.com/cuRYYqOF1J
— dani ◡̈ (@fateofmidnight) December 29, 2025
A male Dr 6 yrs older than me told me that an overtight pelvic floor caused by perimenopause which caused 24-7 pain worse than childbirth was nature's way of telling me I should retire from normal society. I also had 5 separate doctors tell me I shouldn't still want sex- I was 49 https://t.co/haXzBybLsu
— Snowballic HoHoHo-tral (@BradfemlyWalsh) December 30, 2025
