I love when the vet writes my cat's full name with my last name, like Yes, that is my legal child.
— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) June 17, 2026
My dog after eating my philosophy book pic.twitter.com/dEnsxngRXB
— Ramin Nasibov (@RaminNasibov) June 15, 2026
one thing abt jimmy fallon is he loves to have a giggle with rapists! https://t.co/n05QNw0LMMpic.twitter.com/RfrjloSUKU
— Caroline (@carolinekwan) June 18, 2026
Going to work is embarrassing.
— Degen CPA (@DrewVento) June 15, 2026
You’re basically letting everybody know you need money.
Nigga I said water https://t.co/injIww33U0
— Syd (@kirb1e) June 16, 2026
Mf dating a prescription drug https://t.co/slvnAsWu7F
— 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴☠️ (@c0mmandderr) June 17, 2026
— memes to save (@MemesToSave) June 17, 2026
You think an hour is 100 minutes? https://t.co/g0siSCmZ1v
— Hassan Khadair (@HassanKhadair) June 17, 2026
Imagine you’re dying of thirst and someone brings you a plate of salt cured salami https://t.co/hzpMi9I5Jd
— Perc 𒉭 (@PercThaGoat) June 15, 2026
Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb
— 𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ (@muheediva01) June 12, 2026
