really hope bison dude is okay because I’m gonna feel terrible about chuckling if he’s not
— post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social)2026-07-12T19:24:08.051Z
You really don't need the end of this headline, do you
— Elle (@elleisanisland.bsky.social)2026-07-12T01:04:43.852Z
C'est arrivé pareil à mon oncle Vincent juste c'était pas un bison mais une bagnole il devait de la thune au gars et le mec a foncé dessus pareil envolé puis il est repassé dessus plein de fois a la fin méconnaissable de la bouillie ils ont utilisé ses dents pour l'identifier https://t.co/NRAAAnTpJx
— Michael Jaunasse (@qulbut0ke) July 12, 2026
This how Wile E Coyote used to fall off the cliff when he was trying to catch The Road Runner https://t.co/v3jq3ZBllwpic.twitter.com/FTca3PHoZV
— Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 (@big_business_) July 12, 2026
Now he has a crazy story to tell his grandkids pic.twitter.com/sMcLKpLSw6
— SleazeBall🆙 🇺🇸 (@ShawtyHuge) July 12, 2026
Penalty pour l Argentine https://t.co/2d8C1T67gW
— BOBY (@OdieuxBoby) July 12, 2026
I saw the video – the bison remember this shit and are acting accordingly
— Alycia the Artist 🪶 (@alyciaart.bsky.social)2026-07-12T12:01:27.097Z
poor guy was both seriously injured and turned into a meme https://t.co/jU0INljplWpic.twitter.com/P8ac3tKLgT
— Shibetoshi Nakamoto (@BillyM2k) July 13, 2026
If he doesn’t turn this into this year‘s Christmas card, this will be the biggest missed opportunity of his lifetime. pic.twitter.com/Qqf4jyBQbQ
— Joyfullyobserved (@jfully19) July 13, 2026
— ayatoy (@ayatoy) July 12, 2026
