Went to take a nap after work yesterday and woke up to my alarm to get ready for work today pic.twitter.com/1jg31TWOKZ
— J (@jonandtonic) July 28, 2026
this how dogs watch you eat pic.twitter.com/VaxD7dxqWC
— Esluva 🎀 (@Vesper_2005) July 27, 2026
Petition to start naming heatwaves after oil companies and wildfires after their CEO's.
— MP Arizona☀️🏳️🌈💙🌵🐕🐕🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 (@AzPetrich) July 27, 2026
Getting a cinema membership instead of a gym membership pic.twitter.com/DNUiL4pgGi
— ້ (@SEVEREDHELLY) July 26, 2026
recommended the odyssey to my grandma and i just found out she unknowingly went to see it in 4DX 😭😭 she called me saying the movie was fine but why did it need to have shaking seats and wind in her face talking about was i trying to kill her shfjfdhwj pic.twitter.com/jQoP2tQwJ7
— Erin ✨ (@erinluckyone) July 27, 2026
What a fucked up day man pic.twitter.com/DrsEwun9Qs
— anthony (@tony_bagz) July 29, 2026
laughing at my own joke pic.twitter.com/ss4EHhYZTH
— ່͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ (@oorangeugladd) July 30, 2026
me responding to people in ten seconds after they took three days pic.twitter.com/b1lF03h2Ol
— Mason the Hyena (@mason_yeen) July 27, 2026
Si seulement il existait un vaccin…
— Michel (@michel.poula.in)2026-07-30T06:07:00.793Z
En remplacement de Xenia Fedorova, Vincent Bolloré engage un nouveau chroniqueur totalement impartial.
— Eric M (@ceciestmontweet.bsky.social)2026-07-30T06:38:24.949Z