Why are rapists being invited on Jimmy Fallon's talk show? https://t.co/qrpumUCVfH
— Luke (@mothrasattorney) June 17, 2026
Watching soccer is like babysitting. Nothing happens until you look away
— myles brown (@mdotbrown) June 15, 2026
Well they’re from Norway 😭 https://t.co/VymefIHBlB
— eden (@danielarmands) June 17, 2026
one thing abt jimmy fallon is he loves to have a giggle with rapists! https://t.co/n05QNw0LMMpic.twitter.com/RfrjloSUKU
— Caroline (@carolinekwan) June 18, 2026
Just listen to your wife and give her what she wants https://t.co/SrSJsSB71C
— Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 (@lilyally98) June 16, 2026
"Sorry, you can't play in the World Cup because Mark was crap at geography at school." https://t.co/ICdnFRYpJS
— Matt Leslie (@mattleslie74) June 15, 2026
Imagine you’re dying of thirst and someone brings you a plate of salt cured salami https://t.co/hzpMi9I5Jd
— Perc 𒉭 (@PercThaGoat) June 15, 2026
Nigga I said water https://t.co/injIww33U0
— Syd (@kirb1e) June 16, 2026
i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.
— ˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ (@ridhima_z) June 17, 2026
Class https://t.co/sZJlvjASHC
— ChrisExcel (@ChrisExcel102) June 16, 2026