"La réalité est comme une branche d'arbre. Si tu fais pas gaffe, tu finis par te la prendre dans la gueule."
— Maitre Eolas🇫🇷 (@Maitre_Eolas) June 18, 2026
Confucius https://t.co/MuNZB690wjpic.twitter.com/IWyzRNvDS3
his children's love https://t.co/y6IuswHkzs
— Razem Zduńska Wola (@RazemJmperium) June 17, 2026
Well they’re from Norway 😭 https://t.co/VymefIHBlB
— eden (@danielarmands) June 17, 2026
“Are you recording?”
— garçon (@boymolish) June 17, 2026
No… pic.twitter.com/6UQuFsMzAE
“So… I’ve met someone new. She lives in Germany and-”
— Elle Nolastname (@DSMSIX) June 15, 2026
expected prejudice: “she”? you’re dating a girl?
my Brazilian family: AFTER WHAT THEY DID TO US IN THE 2014 WORLD CUP SEMIFINALS?
"Sorry, you can't play in the World Cup because Mark was crap at geography at school." https://t.co/ICdnFRYpJS
— Matt Leslie (@mattleslie74) June 15, 2026
Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb
— 𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ (@muheediva01) June 12, 2026
Watching soccer is like babysitting. Nothing happens until you look away
— myles brown (@mdotbrown) June 15, 2026
Class https://t.co/sZJlvjASHC
— ChrisExcel (@ChrisExcel102) June 16, 2026
Going to work is embarrassing.
— Degen CPA (@DrewVento) June 15, 2026
You’re basically letting everybody know you need money.
