straight man: why is elliot page so ugly and hunter schafer so hot pic.twitter.com/gYXqwiDFdU
— hotdogs water (@pikwimin_) July 20, 2026
Sounds like the evidence supports his case https://t.co/pTo2COTCTk
— goma (@soigomaa) July 18, 2026
her: i'm crazy
— miia (@miiagarro) July 20, 2026
him: i like crazy
4 months later:
him: this girl really crazy
i would eat the pizza https://t.co/oIkcACliUi
— ceo of friendster (@mollywidstrom) July 16, 2026
Me stuck in a meeting that has nothing to do with me but the manager still wants me in pic.twitter.com/e9fLdCD0Hh
— CallUnc (@Callunc) July 16, 2026
Tried to nap through flight but it got delayed and I woke up during takeoff pic.twitter.com/U9Bf9YK8oy
— red (@ororomunroesbf) July 17, 2026
Everything is terrible but my neighbor has a big cat named Maximus and just named his new tiny cat Minimus.
— kiesha (@kiesha9i) July 20, 2026
Ancient Greece literally had an androgynous god that was a god of intersex and androgyny but conservatives will still try to convince you that gender identity is a modern day invention caused by the woke mind virus. https://t.co/4Khb7Vn8Cc
— 𝓔𝓶 ♡ (@emkenobi) July 22, 2026
Get ready for the hottest summer of your life and ‘random’ water outages. https://t.co/rO0jhvnERu
— Minnie (@saintdutchess) July 22, 2026
Thank you for your service Rihanna https://t.co/7XDmeQ5lkz
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) July 20, 2026
