her baby is gonna set the guinness world record for the fastest any baby has ever said their mother’s name https://t.co/FcS8m61dsM
— peanut buttercup (@perfectcelebrty) September 12, 2026
When I tell people my dad died on September 11th, they get super sad.
— Dylan Park-Pettiford (@dyllyp) September 11, 2026
I clarify by saying, “He died on September 11th in 2020” and this wave of bittersweet relief comes over their face.
Then I tell them COVID killed him and they’re sad again lol
i got diagnosed with schizoaffective bipolar type and my mom didnt believe it so she took me to a diff psych who diagnosed me with bipolar with psychotic features, and she didnt like that and then took me to a diff psych and guess what i got diagnosed with
— june (@Junezbuggz) September 11, 2026
Isn’t it funny that society has barely studied women’s health, but women still are living longer than men.
— 🦢 (@Fairyuxfhe) September 13, 2026
Gaga's baby at 3am wanting milk: pic.twitter.com/narJLCIxHl
— Azarath (@gardenpanty) September 12, 2026
sometimes I wish my cat had a phone so l could send her tiktoks and be like
— kiesha (@kiesha9i) September 9, 2026
"you lol"
A few weeks after 9/11 my orthodontist was adjusting my braces and goes “you know my wife worked in tower 2 but we both decided to be late for work that morning, if you know what I mean” and now I have to remember that every time I’m flossing my permanent retainer.
— Sam Rudykoff (@SamRudykoff) September 11, 2026
Me arguing with Gaga’s baby about who was Gaga’s child first pic.twitter.com/gsVnrGgyVN
— westley (@hadab4dfeeling) September 12, 2026
You adopted a cat and now you can't travel, get sick, die or be poor.
— kiesha (@kiesha9i) September 12, 2026
i think ducks are severely underappreciated for being able to walk, swim, and fly while somehow looking mediocre at all three
— 🤠 (@heavensbvnny) September 13, 2026
