Top 3 des astuces de Bernard Arnault pour lutter contre la canicule:

1. Être milliardaire
2. Payer un domestique chargé d'appuyer sur le bouton de la télécommande de la clim
3. Racheter le soleil

— Jean-Moundir (@supermegadrivin) June 26, 2026

Pauvre Bernard Arnault qui doit faire des tours en tram toute la journée pour essayer de trouver un peu de fraîcheur… pic.twitter.com/RyucQfsM3R

— Camille (@K1000Journalist) June 26, 2026

Ça aurait pu arriver à Bernard Arnault aussi https://t.co/9rXvngBYWz

— Mr. Propagande (@MrPropagande) June 25, 2026

35° à minuit je suis tellement désolé Bernard Arnault tu dois trop souffrir

— coughing baby φ (@lexonuit) June 25, 2026

Just saw a blind woman with her dog walk into a Starbucks in a Longos grocery store

"Wait, is this a Starbucks?"

"Yes"

"Damn it, I don't know why he always takes me to Starbucks!"

— 🍁philip (@PhiliDips_) June 17, 2026

pic.twitter.com/5QzEN6eaZb

— literal memes (@LiteralMem3s) June 18, 2026

maybe ur cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

— emi (@vxmpcore_) June 19, 2026

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

— bigkhing (@bigkhing001) June 20, 2026

let rip a fart in the public toilet earlier and some kid went 'daddy im scared of the noise'.

— marty (@josephlisgoe) June 17, 2026