when my coworker first met his husband in the 80’s, they had their 23rd birthday together, and he kept the candles because he already knew they’d be together at 32 and he could reuse them. it made me tear up in the bathroom, that’s so sweet that’s so hopeful
— the giant (@chaser_bait) January 11, 2026
When a family member over 85 years old is telling you a story for the 28th time, should you say something or play along?
— Miles Commodore (@miles_commodore) January 11, 2026
Shout out to my 7 yo who came into my office and demanded I stop everything (I was on a virtual meeting) to help her choose a pretty dress because it’s Friday 🤦♂️
— Panagis Galiatsatos, MD, MHS (@panagis21) January 9, 2026
My mom who is 63 is pursuing an associates degree. Today she asked me if it’s normal to forget what she studied after the semester ends.
— Dervin St Paul (@ThaDervster) January 9, 2026
My kids just told me I’m never going to be put in a nursing home. Instead, they’re going to put a granny pod in their back yard and stock the fridge with Diet Coke and cheese.
— que cera sarah 🤷♀️ (@dooz_er) January 11, 2026
I’m not mad about it.
Aliens are going to be super confused when they show up to overthrow our leaders and we're all happy and offer to help.
— Gramps (@GrandpaHarris65) January 10, 2026
Ça donne des leçons H24, à nous de leur en donner sous leurs publications.
— 𝙅𝘽🇫🇷🇪🇺 (@JBOOVII) January 15, 2026
"La liberté d’expression n’a jamais fait autant parler", on va l'appliquer. pic.twitter.com/v6F2UYoBms
Complices d'un délinquant sexuel par leur silence.
— Duval Philippe (@p_duval) January 15, 2026
Protégeons nos enfants. pic.twitter.com/yhTP5dTMlt
Moins de 24 heures après la condamnation définitive de Morandini pour corruption de mineur, Matthieu Valet, député européen RN et porte-parole du parti, a accepté de se rendre sur le plateau du pédophile condamné. pic.twitter.com/yg9Z2d3Iyf
— Camille Stineau (@CamilleStineau) January 15, 2026
Pas de doute ! CNews est vraiment catholique ! Elle ne se sépare pas des pedocriminels, comme l’église ! Et ça c est un très beau geste ! Les pères Preynat, Pican, Cornefert, gashignard, Fort, Lafond et des centaines d autres en sont heureux !
— etienne liebig (@saxeliebig) January 15, 2026
