Everything is urgent in the corporate world except recognition and salary raise.
— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) April 27, 2026
you’ll be at the lowest point of ya life and someone gon say “go to the gym” brother fuck you and the gym
— lalo (@haywanklb) April 24, 2026
i understand why cats just sit and stare at nothing
— ٌ (@belongstogreen) April 26, 2026
Sorry, I’m not free this weekend. On Friday night, I’m busy recovering from the 5 day work week. Saturday is only 45 minutes long, and on Sunday, I’m totally tied up with a series of panic attacks because Monday is literally 30 minutes away.
— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) April 24, 2026
I do not have a cat. I’ve never had a cat, and yet this cat came by randomly (no idea where from) and came into my house. Do I now have a cat? Is that how it works? pic.twitter.com/nTT6wSgNMQ
— Sara Mary ⭐❤️ (@saniyafatma1278) April 25, 2026
every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made
— avie (@cuntadelic) April 23, 2026
there is a kid at a neighbouring school called sid seven. wish him the best, last year mustve been hell
— Chocsise (@chocsise) April 24, 2026
My parents have this little knot hole in their kitchen counter, and my three-year-old uses it to hold important things. 🥹
— Mrs. Gore (@MrsGoresDiary) April 25, 2026
Kills us! pic.twitter.com/ScmsRud1hu
Sorry I’m late I had to give my cat a million forehead kisses
— L (@Ann_Hedonia1) April 23, 2026
my secret talent is having several internal monologues that all disagree with each other
— 𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 (@bIoodFr4ak) April 23, 2026
