Cut my dog’s nail too short and it bled so im gonna cut off my finger so he knows im sorry
— Emily Rownd (@EmilyRownd) July 29, 2026
i don’t WANT protein i want ICE CREAM FOR DINNER pic.twitter.com/hwUwzYPM1K
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) July 28, 2026
Was just given the company card pic.twitter.com/C43fhyAefQ
— Gooey Tip (@gooey_tip) July 29, 2026
Petition to start naming heatwaves after oil companies and wildfires after their CEO's.
— MP Arizona☀️🏳️🌈💙🌵🐕🐕🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 (@AzPetrich) July 27, 2026
me responding to people in ten seconds after they took three days pic.twitter.com/b1lF03h2Ol
— Mason the Hyena (@mason_yeen) July 27, 2026
this month has felt like being awake during surgery
— CHANEL MURDER (@ChanelMurder) July 29, 2026
laughing at my own joke pic.twitter.com/ss4EHhYZTH
— ່͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ (@oorangeugladd) July 30, 2026
Once you move this type of furniture you start to realize why people never moved and stayed in their hometowns until the day they died https://t.co/k4tfxzVMCM
— Clint Eastwood’s Husband™ (@MOONTWlSTLE) July 29, 2026
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY MUSTARD pic.twitter.com/uIwf3VkSpp
— Solace 🏳️⚧️ (@solaceinthesnow) July 27, 2026
What a fucked up day man pic.twitter.com/DrsEwun9Qs
— anthony (@tony_bagz) July 29, 2026
