maybe because they led you to water and you wouldn’t even fucking drink https://t.co/KbiHBP1fg1
— cow (@cowincrisis) May 1, 2026
they don’t know i have 3 draw 4s pic.twitter.com/3272Al5LlI
— cow (@cowincrisis) April 29, 2026
Horses were your only transport for thousands of years, yet you say Dogs are "mans best friend" and not me pic.twitter.com/TY1ssKWLin
— horse (@horsetwting) April 30, 2026
sometimes i moo for no reason. sometimes there is a reason. you’ll never know.
— cow (@cowincrisis) April 6, 2026
the grass is literally greener on the other side i can fucking see it pic.twitter.com/DD70UidD8P
— cow (@cowincrisis) March 27, 2026
ketchup isn’t available… what are you putting on this? pic.twitter.com/n4bbENasm8
— cow (@cowincrisis) April 9, 2026
its like finding a horse in a hay stack pic.twitter.com/noQFLUhGAz
— horse (@horsetwting) April 13, 2026
like what a stupid animal
— cow (@cowincrisis) May 1, 2026
.@cowincrisis you’re next https://t.co/7qqh7YNVNi
— horse (@horsetwting) April 18, 2026
THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED https://t.co/CzicM5E0Gg
— horse (@horsetwting) April 22, 2026
